BOS1_meowza1: randomOptions: - text: Welcome Catizens! weight: '1' - text: The Emperor welcomes you! weight: '1' BOS1_meowzaA0: randomOptions: - text: How did you gain access to our Command Center? weight: '1' BOS1_meowzaB0: randomOptions: - text: Time to play with the little birds. weight: '1' - text: What adorable prey. weight: '1' BOS1_meowzaC0: randomOptions: - text: How many of you are left? weight: '1' - text: Strength comes from obedience! weight: '1' - text: Praise our infallable leader! weight: '1' - text: Whiskers are superior to mere feathers. weight: '1' BOS1_meowzaD0: randomOptions: - text: So few of you remain. So very sad. weight: '1' - text: 'Rebel pigeons. This is a farce.' weight: '1' BOS1_meowzaDEATH: randomOptions: - text: The Great Leader forgives. But does not forget. weight: '1' - text: The Great Leader will play with your bones another day. weight: '1' BOS1_meowzaE0: randomOptions: - text: The Great Leader's Light burns eternal. BOS1_meowzaStageA0: randomOptions: - text: stageA0 BOS1_meowzaStageB0: randomOptions: - text: stageB0 DQ_CX_11LOW_flamer_T2_encounter: randomOptions: - text: Everyone looks like a marshmallow to me! - text: Let’s get toasty! - text: Want some s’more? - text: Need a light? DQ_CX_11LOW_flamer_T2_sgt_start: randomOptions: - text: 'Those guys smell like campfires and marshmallows. Really disturbing.' DQ_CX_12LOW_unicorn_T2_encounter: randomOptions: - text: You aren’t very...pure, are you? - text: Impure! Unclean! - text: There’s no way I’m giving you a ride. DQ_CX_12LOW_unicorn_T2_sgt_start: randomOptions: - text: Only a virgin can catch a unicorn. Read that in a fancy book. DQ_CX_13LOW_bees_T2_encounter: randomOptions: - text: Bzzz! Bzzz! - text: No honey for you, crumpet monster! DQ_CX_13LOW_bees_T2_sgt_start: randomOptions: - text: My crumpets aren’t the same without fresh honey. Just a drizzle... DQ_CX_21MID_hopper_T3_sgt_start: randomOptions: - text: "It’d be a disaster if they figure out how disorganized we are. \nFour-dee chess! Four-Dee." DQ_CX_22MID_zombies_T3_encounter: randomOptions: - text: Join us. - text: Your bones are perfect. - text: Quite rude to be so alive! DQ_CX_22MID_zombies_T3_sgt_start: randomOptions: - text: Current theory? They slurp up bones from the mass graves below. DQ_CX_23MID_sharks_T3_encounter: randomOptions: - text: '[Distance songs of home play eerily]' - text: '[An underwater melody competes with static]' - text: '[Ooooeeewwah...wooeee]' - text: '[Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun]' DQ_CX_23MID_sharks_T3_sgt_start: randomOptions: - text: "Back in the day, we were so clever. Just swing behind the shark, away from the front guns. \nAnd bam, wiped by the fish swarms. Lost Jim that way." DQ_CX_31HGH_bonesnake_T5_encounter: randomOptions: - text: OUR PROGRAMMING DOES NOT RECOGNIZE ECONOMIC EXTERNALITIES - text: STOP INTERFERING WITH OUR PRAGMATIC INDUSTRIAL PROCESSES - text: IT IS ONLY POISON IF YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT - text: BURNING TOXIC WASTE IS EFFICIENT - text: DUMPING WASTE JUST DELAYS THE SOCIETAL ISSUE. DQ_CX_31HGH_bonesnake_T5_sgt_start: randomOptions: - text: You might want to wear gloves for this one. DQ_CX_32HGH_pulser_T4_encounter: randomOptions: - text: Only the Decadent become Infected. - text: Disease is a test of Purity - text: Dirty Birds. Infect one, infect them all. DQ_CX_32HGH_pulser_T4_sgt_start: randomOptions: - text: I had the Pox back in ‘06. At first I blamed Matilda. But it wasn’t her fault. DQ_CX_33HGH_blinks_T5_encounter: randomOptions: - text: Do Si Do! - text: Promenade! - text: Roll Away To A Half Sashay! - text: Box the Gnat! - text: Weave the Ring! - text: Un, deux, trois! - text: Pirouette! DQ_CX_33HGH_blinks_T5_sgt_start: randomOptions: - text: I did love dancing. The swing, the crowd, the hot barn. Wish I still had my leg. DQ_CX_41MTN_tuna_T7_encounter: randomOptions: - text: "Criminals can’t be called slaves. \nIt is in our constitution!" - text: We prefer the term ‘Brig Economy’ - text: Oh sure, next you’ll want to demolish structural inequality! DQ_CX_41MTN_tuna_T7_firstencounter: randomOptions: - text: 'No slaves here! In late capitalism, contracts are binding.' DQ_CX_41MTN_tuna_T7_sgt_start: randomOptions: - text: Those boys owe me from our last poker game. You better bring them back or there’ll be hell to pay. DQ_CX_51HMT_dragonmama_T8_encounter: randomOptions: - text: Die. Little. Birds. - text: You. Are. Meat. - text: Not. Worthy. Of. Dinner. DQ_CX_51HMT_dragonmama_T8_sgt_start: randomOptions: - text: Declawing animals is cruel. Wooed my first wife by telling her that. Now look at us. DQ_KX_11LOW_crow_T2_firstencounter: randomOptions: - text: '[Recording Rebel activity]' - text: Bleeeat. Bleat. I’m totally a deer DQ_KX_11LOW_crow_T2_firstkill: randomOptions: - text: They said this was easy money! DQ_KX_11LOW_crow_T2_sgt_start: randomOptions: - text: The deer will likely be grazing around the old nobility's hunting grounds. DQ_KX_12LOW_lasership_T2_firstkill: randomOptions: - text: I was following orders! DQ_KX_12LOW_lasership_T2_sgt_start: randomOptions: - text: That place had great donuts, dammit. DQ_KX_13LOW_centipede_T2_firstencounter: randomOptions: - text: Skree?! DQ_KX_13LOW_centipede_T2_firstkill: randomOptions: - text: Skrreeeee! DQ_KX_13LOW_centipede_T2_sgt_start: randomOptions: - text: Those damn Catipedes keep popping up. God, I hate robobugs. DQ_KX_21MID_stardogleader_firstencounter: randomOptions: - text: The master feeds us! - text: We are good dogs! - text: Who's a good boy? Me! I'm a good boy! DQ_KX_21MID_stardogleader_sgt_start: randomOptions: - text: I dislike professional competition. DQ_KX_22MID_trainB01_T3_encounter: randomOptions: - text: Taking evasive actions! - text: Thieves! - text: Pirates! - text: Stopping blowing up our toilet paper shipments! DQ_KX_22MID_trainB01_T3_sgt_start: randomOptions: - text: Truth is they are transporting toilet paper. Hit ‘em where it hurts. DQ_KX_23MID_squid_T3_sgt_start: randomOptions: - text: 'Them biggun cephalopods seriously suck. Gotta pay the bills.' DQ_KX_31HGH_robo_T4_firstencounter: randomOptions: - text: WHY ATTACK. WE JUST WANT LOVE. - text: ROBOTS ARE NOT BAD. WE ARE JUST PROGRAMMED THIS WAY. DQ_KX_31HGH_robo_T4_sgt_start: randomOptions: - text: 'Do you find robots sexy, kid? Well...you might like this mission. More than you should.' DQ_KX_32HGH_hurtsnakeleader_T4_encounter: randomOptions: - text: Out like a light! - text: You can’t stop us! We need these fresh livers! DQ_KX_32HGH_hurtsnakeleader_T4_sgt_start: randomOptions: - text: 'People just fall over into their morning oatmeal. Splat. Then they wake up with no liver.' DQ_KX_41MTN_vampire_T6_firstencounter: randomOptions: - text: These birds die so easily. - text: Rebels are poorly trained. - text: Such riff-raff. - text: I bet Rebels went to public school. DQ_KX_41MTN_vampire_T6_sgt_start: randomOptions: - text: Those Estate Guards are classist jerks. Like, god, I hate them. DQ_KX_51HMT_bunny_T8_encounter: randomOptions: - text: 'NEWS ALERT: Rebels Eat Babies!' - text: 'BREAKING: Cats. Always innocent.' - text: 'SHOCKER: Birds are the real Deep State!' - text: 'JUST IN: Meowza is Loved by Children, Old People. Even Monkeys.' - text: 'BUSTED: Budgies are Bloodthirsty Dictators.' DQ_KX_51HMT_bunny_T8_sgt_start: randomOptions: - text: Sneak into the Imperial Palace and turn their damned smiles upside down. asleep: randomOptions: - text: Zzz... weight: '1' avatar: randomOptions: - text: You will not stop what we've started here. - text: Ah, the first victims of our new super-weapon. - text: It appears you ignored the 'Keep Out' sign. - text: Did you imagine catching us before launch would save you? - text: This machine was engineered to boil cities. - text: The war has gone on too long. We will end it decisively. - text: The Rebellion will cease to be! A smoldering crater! - text: Destruction rains from above. avatarDEATH: randomOptions: - text: My greatest creation...ruined!!! - text: Abort! Abort Doomsday Test. Damage critical! - text: 'The prototype is damaged past repair. We will rebuild!' bansheeleader5_0: randomOptions: - text: The ritual has begun... - text: Join the mice and be eaten... - text: You shall become an offering to Bast... - text: There's no need for slavery if you control religion. - text: The mice imagine they are going to heaven. - text: Let us devour you... bansheeleader5_1: randomOptions: - text: “Delicious...” - text: “Your blood is now mine...” - text: “Fresh meat...” - text: “Tasty...” - text: “The rodent flesh rejuvenates...” bansheeleader5treasureroom_0: randomOptions: - text: The ritual of Bast has begun... - text: Join the mice and be eaten... - text: You shall become an offering to Bast... - text: Let us devour you... bansheeleader5treasureroom_1: randomOptions: - text: “Delicious...” - text: “Your blood is now mine...” - text: “Fresh meat...” - text: “Yummy...” - text: “Tasty...” - text: “The rodent flesh rejuvenates...” bansheesacrifice: randomOptions: - text: All hail Bast - text: Feed on us - text: All hail cats - text: I volunteer - text: Feed the masters - text: Bast will free us - text: Take my blood - text: Take my soul - text: We love cats - text: '*Squeak*' battlemech: randomOptions: - text: Come to steal our secrets, have you? - text: Halt. Go no further! - text: Only high-ranking officers beyond this point...like me! battlemechshieldbomb2_0: randomOptions: - text: '3' battlemechshieldbomb2_1: randomOptions: - text: '2' battlemechshieldbomb2_2: randomOptions: - text: '1' berserkerDEATH: randomOptions: - text: You've only secured your doom. bombboss: randomOptions: - text: Bombs away! - text: Deploying explosives... - text: The Empire prohibits such shenanigans! - text: Weapons are prohibited inside the bomb factory! - text: You have 3 seconds to comply - text: This is a secure facility! bombbossDEATH: randomOptions: - text: 'Facility security compromised. Alerting authorities.' bosstrain: randomOptions: - text: Time to play with the little birds. weight: '1' bosstrainDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Oh. Sweet Light. bunny_0: randomOptions: - text: I love you! - text: Hi! - text: You are cool! - text: Brother! - text: Sister! - text: Love, Love, Love! - text: The Leader loves you! - text: Love is breeding! - text: We thrive together! - weight: '20' bunny_1: randomOptions: - text: You anger us. - text: Reclassifying... - text: Removing 'Friend' classification. - weight: '10' chase: randomOptions: - text: Safe now! clockbossDEATH: randomOptions: - text: "My love! \nTogether at last!" clockboss_0: randomOptions: - text: We all await death. clockboss_1: randomOptions: - text: Mourn with me. - text: My time runs long. - text: Why wait. Eternity beckons. - text: 'Observe each second. Living is agony.' - text: "I loved. \nNow I dream of the end of time." - text: 'Graves. So many graves.' - text: 'Was this war worth all I have lost?' - text: 'We are ghosts. Lost in time.' - weight: '10' cloudleader: randomOptions: - text: Bed time. - text: Night night. - text: Go back to bed. - text: Go back to your rooms. - text: Sleepy time. cloudleaderbig: randomOptions: - text: Time for medicine. - text: You want to be punished? - text: Do you need a bed time shot? - text: Time for a fluids sample. - text: Lights out. coilsnake01: randomOptions: - text: You are poissson... - text: Hisss... - text: Nothing can penetrate my ssskin... - text: You'll make some nice corpsssesss... - text: Dinner time isss here... - text: Run cowardsss... convoybase: randomOptions: - text: Targetting... convoybase_1: randomOptions: - text: Shield Down convoybase_2: randomOptions: - text: Base Shutdown convoybase_3: randomOptions: - text: Base Shutdown2 convoybase_4: randomOptions: - text: Following convoybase_5: randomOptions: - text: Attacking convoydrone: randomOptions: - text: Go! convoyleader: randomOptions: - text: Onward! convoytri_1: randomOptions: - text: Tri Shutdown convoytri_2: randomOptions: - text: Tri Shutdown2 crawlerDEATH: randomOptions: - text: 'No! The harvest must continue!' cupleader_correct: randomOptions: - text: Correct! cupleader_gameover: randomOptions: - text: You LOSE! cupleader_r1: randomOptions: - text: Round 1 cupleader_r2: randomOptions: - text: Round 2 cupleader_r3: randomOptions: - text: Round 3 cupleader_victory: randomOptions: - text: You win! doc_0: randomOptions: - text: BED TIME - text: LIGHTS OUT - text: BAD CHILDREN - text: SLEEP doc_1: randomOptions: - text: SLEEP - text: SLEEP FOREVER - text: HUSH LITTLE MONSTERS dragonsnake01_0: randomOptions: - text: Bow to the Snake God! - text: Feed me your poison. - text: The queen of serpents welcomes you. - text: To reach heaven, journey through death. - text: Purification does not hurt. - text: True joy is so close. So very close. dragonsnake01_1: randomOptions: - text: 'You are corrupt. Sin is within.' - text: It could have been painless. - text: I see you intend to suffer. Longer. - text: Pheasants! - text: I taste bones. Ground like fine powder. - text: This is not a setback. dragonsnake01_2: randomOptions: - text: The Holy Frenzy! Do you feel it! - text: Squeeze! Bite! Kill! - text: Joy! Squeezed fresh from Life! - text: The Poison is within you! - text: My body may fail. But the cult grows. - text: We will all die! Dance! Dance with me! dragonsnakeDEATH: randomOptions: - text: But I am a god... escorthealdrone_0: randomOptions: - text: Ready to repair - please designate target. escorthealdrone_1: randomOptions: - text: Commencing repairs. escortmissionDEATH: randomOptions: - text: A partial dig is better than nothing! - text: DRILL DISABLED - text: We'll do better next time. - text: There were too many... escortmission_0: randomOptions: - text: Drill repairing! - text: Still operational - text: Repairs effective! - text: Revived! - text: Drilling can continue escortmission_1: randomOptions: - text: Get the defense turrets! - text: Massive damage! - text: We're taking heavy fire! - weight: '3' escortmission_2: randomOptions: - text: Taking damage! - text: We can't take this much longer. - text: DRILL DAMAGED - weight: '10' escortmission_3: randomOptions: - text: Thanks for the heal! - text: Repairing! Bravo! - text: Great work! - text: Keep those heal drones coming! - weight: '3' escortmission_4: randomOptions: - text: We've broken through the final barrier! evo: randomOptions: - text: I feel funny. - text: Mommy, I feel ugly. - text: One day I’ll be bigger. - text: Is this real life? - text: I can't feel my legs... fatblimp: randomOptions: - text: Oh, uh...hi! - text: Um, uh, hello. - text: Oh! Excuse me. - text: Huh? Oh! - text: Wha..uh-oh! flamebat: randomOptions: - text: Can't beat 'em? Join 'em! - text: The implants were very convincing. - text: Convert! - text: They say they'll take the shackles off... - weight: '30' flamebatleader_0: randomOptions: - text: Cats feed us well. weight: '1' - text: The cats let us do what we want, like kill! weight: '1' - text: Fresh meat. weight: '1' - text: We work for the cats now. weight: '1' flamebatleader_1: randomOptions: - text: Bombs away! Heheh. - text: Whoops. Heheheh. - text: Heheh. Pretty explosions! - text: Heheh. Lights everywhere! - text: Heheh, Cooked birds. - weight: '10' gargantuaDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Curse you, Steambiiiiirds! gargantua_0: randomOptions: - text: I'll swat you down like flies!! - text: Flee or being crushed. - text: You interupt our production of war drones! - text: Our work schedule must be met! - text: 'My drone factories are the engines of our Imperial might' gargantua_1: randomOptions: - text: Take this from the fatherland! - text: My right fist is named mother! - text: Begone, trespassers! - text: I will earn my bonus, this quarter! - weight: '6' gargantua_2: randomOptions: - text: A good manager never leaves his post! gargantua_3: randomOptions: - text: 'This shell was meant for construction, not combat.' - text: Venting excess heat to weapon systems - text: Time for overtime. - weight: '3' healbase: randomOptions: - text: Base Sent healdrone: randomOptions: - text: Go! healleader: randomOptions: - text: Heal Drones! husky_0: randomOptions: - text: '!' husky_1: randomOptions: - text: Aroo! weight: '1' - text: Roo! weight: '1' - text: Rooroo! weight: '1' - text: '*cough*Roo!' weight: '0.25' husky_2: randomOptions: - text: Yeah! - text: Haha, yeah! - text: Aroo! - text: Rooroo! husky_3: randomOptions: - text: Noo! - text: Howlll... - text: '*Whine*' - text: Boss! - text: Phew...I mean, noo! huskyfreezing: randomOptions: - text: S-s-so....c-c-cold... huskyfreezingminion: randomOptions: - text: The horror... - text: I can't feel my legs... - text: T-t-too...powerf-f-ful... huskyleader_0: randomOptions: - text: Hey! We were lootin' here first! - text: The machine will be ours! Stay out of our way! - text: The Steambirds want our treasure! Get 'em! - text: This is our claim! Back off! huskyleader_1: randomOptions: - text: Sniff weight: '1' - text: Sniff sniff weight: '1' - text: Achoo! weight: '0.125' huskyleader_2: randomOptions: - text: '!' huskyleader_3: randomOptions: - text: Arooo! hypnotistDEATH: randomOptions: - text: 'I am structural. The system of inequality will resurrect me.' hypnotist_0: randomOptions: - text: My masters desire a favor. - text: Perhaps I could pay you to behave? hypnotist_1: randomOptions: - text: Look into my eyes. Focus on the Truth. - text: Concentrate! - text: Media sways the weak. - text: Focus on the best possible outcome. Win, win! - text: The world is a shell game, little birds. hypnotist_2: randomOptions: - text: Time for my presentation. Please, back away! hypnotist_3: randomOptions: - text: Listen to reason. You want to agree. - text: Self interest is not a crime! - text: 'Imagine how easy this would all be. If you accepted my gifts.' icebossDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Thaw! The millions we preserved are lost... iceboss_0: randomOptions: - text: Ice preserves. Take solace in this. - text: Birds? Still awake? That will not do. - text: Who disturbs the hibernation... - text: You wish to join the owls? iceboss_1: randomOptions: - text: FREEZE... - text: TURN TO ICE... - text: HIBERNATE... iceboss_2: randomOptions: - text: Yet we failed. - text: Eternal ice. I must keep the samples safe. - text: Join the owls. I have preserved them. - text: In the end times, I was made as a savior. - text: When civilization fails, we save what can be frozen. - text: Preservation process initiated. - text: Frost consumes all... icebosssnakeegg: randomOptions: - text: Shssss... icesnakeegg: randomOptions: - text: Ca-chhissss... ikaruga_2: randomOptions: - text: Electric Slide ikaruga_2b: randomOptions: - text: Change of pace ikaruga_3: randomOptions: - text: Smooth Operator ikaruga_prefinal: randomOptions: - text: prefinal jester: randomOptions: - text: Let's dance! jesterDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Aw, nuts. kaijuDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Shield test complete. Analyzing Data... kaijubigbubble: randomOptions: - text: Damage detected. keylock_0: randomOptions: - text: You do not have the clearance to proceed. - text: Unauthorized access attempt detected. - text: Invalid credentials. Execute purification ritual. - text: Intruders detected. Engaging security grid. - text: Wrong password. Initiating defense protocol. - text: Birds are not allowed. Leave at once. - text: '''''Kill all birds'''' - Emperor Meowza''s orders.' keylock_1: randomOptions: - text: 'LEVEL 001 CLEARANCE: GRANTED' krakenDEATH: randomOptions: - text: 'We return to the Waters.' - text: 'The Deep Ones will hear of this...' meowzablocker: randomOptions: - text: Please vacate the entry area. Lesser animals are not allowed. weight: '1' newtutorial2ally1: randomOptions: - text: Ah, you're back! newtutorial2ally1_2: randomOptions: - text: 'You know the drill: Dodge the bullets.' newtutorial2ally2: randomOptions: - text: Atta bird. newtutorial2ally2_0: randomOptions: - text: Alright, quit showing off. newtutorial2ally2_0_1: randomOptions: - text: Those training dummies aren't going to shoot themselves! newtutorial2ally2_2: randomOptions: - text: Nothing to it. newtutorial2ally2_3: randomOptions: - text: Bingo. newtutorial2ally3: randomOptions: - text: This plane's gas attack can take out multiple enemies at once! Give it a shot. newtutorial2ally3_2: randomOptions: - text: Good job! newtutorial2ally4_0: randomOptions: - text: Aright, your final test! Good luck. newtutorial2ally5: randomOptions: - text: Nice work! Another drill completed. newtutorial2ally6: randomOptions: - text: Now get back out there and show them your new skills! newtutorial2enemy1: randomOptions: - text: Death to birdkind! newtutorial2wall: randomOptions: - text: Shoot this to proceed! newtutorialally1: randomOptions: - text: We are in this together, recruit! newtutorialally1_2: randomOptions: - text: Try dodging these bullets! newtutorialally2: randomOptions: - text: Good job! newtutorialally2_0: randomOptions: - text: Not too bad! newtutorialally2_0_1: randomOptions: - text: Now let's take on some training drones. newtutorialally2_2: randomOptions: - text: You show promise! newtutorialally2_3: randomOptions: - text: The real Imperials won't be this easy. newtutorialally3: randomOptions: - text: Use your gas attack to take out a bunch of enemies at once. newtutorialally3_2: randomOptions: - text: Well done! newtutorialally4: randomOptions: - text: Most people fail this next one. Good luck, pilot. newtutorialally4_0: randomOptions: - text: Prepare yourself! newtutorialally5: randomOptions: - text: Good job, you survived! newtutorialally6: randomOptions: - text: Our aircraft carriers can teleport you behind enemy lines. newtutorialally6_2: randomOptions: - text: When this carrier is ready, head through its doors and prepare for battle! newtutorialally7: randomOptions: - text: We'll start you off easy, pilot. Patrol the City Ruins and destroy any Imperials you come across. newtutorialallyx_1: randomOptions: - text: Shoot that storage crate! newtutorialallyx_2: randomOptions: - text: Better equipment gets auto-equipped. newtutorialenemy1: randomOptions: - text: The birds shall fall! newtutorialwalker2ally3: randomOptions: - text: This vehicle's special ability will give you a damage BOOST! Try it out. newtutorialwalkerally3: randomOptions: - text: Use your damage boost to deal extra damage. newtutorialwall: randomOptions: - text: Shoot this to proceed! notraDEATH: randomOptions: - text: 'Doctoral Research Program 4345: Aborting.' - text: 'Doctoral Research Program 0852: Aborting.' - text: 'Doctoral Research Program 796A: Aborting.' notra_0: randomOptions: - text: The good doctor simply wants to inspect you. - text: Biologics are fine materials when wedded with steel. - text: 'It helps when we get them young. But you''ll do.' - text: Veterans and children make the best subjects, yes? - text: What is morality when progress is all that matters? - text: I'm very proud of what we do here. - text: The underclasses best serve as raw materials. - text: We'll make something of you yet! notra_1: randomOptions: - text: I see it is time for your autopsy. - text: 'I never wanted to be a mortician. Just part of the job.' octopus: randomOptions: - text: The depth welcomes all... - text: THRULA! - text: "Gwkie-Waix-thrula\n Gwkie-Waix-THRULA!" - text: Free us... - text: Join us... octopusDEATH: randomOptions: - text: I shall see you in the next realm... pacifist_1: randomOptions: - text: Security Gates Opening... pacifist_2: randomOptions: - text: Gates Open pacifist_3: randomOptions: - text: 'Access: DENIED' pacifist_4: randomOptions: - text: 'Security Protocol: DISABLED' pacifistleader: randomOptions: - text: Intruder Detected! pharaohDEATH: randomOptions: - text: History will not remember me. pharaoh_0: randomOptions: - text: Initiate repairs. - text: Shutting down. pharaoh_1: randomOptions: - text: The old gods flow within me. - text: 'The Great Leader stole ancient secrets. To bind me to this task.' - weight: '1' pharaoh_2: randomOptions: - text: I am a slave. I still seek an honorable end. - text: They drove chains through my skull. I must fight on. - weight: '6' phoenix1: randomOptions: - text: 'The era of birdkind...is over... Cats are...the new masters...' - text: "All hail cats... \nAll hail cats..." - text: "Death to birds... \nDeath to birds..." - text: I submit. To my cat masters. phoenix2: randomOptions: - text: What they did to me...I cannot die. - text: Please. Celebrate our new masters! - text: Through pain, I have been enlightened... phoenix3: randomOptions: - text: I have seen the light! Death to the Steambirds! - text: I am reborn! All hail Meowza! - text: Born-again! Glory to the cats! - text: The role of birds is to serve. phoenix4: randomOptions: - text: 'I burned. Again and again. Who was I?' - text: My body is no longer mine - text: Annihilation. My implant fights on. - text: I...can't...control it... phoenix5: randomOptions: - text: 'Behold! My beauty exists to please my masters.' - text: I burn! Why? Why do I burn? - text: My pain brings glory to the cats - text: 'The wires in my brain. They burn with love. Love for the Empire.' phoenixDEATH: randomOptions: - text: So sorry. I was not myself... - text: Thank you... - text: I'm free...I'm free... - text: Sweet merciful death... prepharaoh_0: randomOptions: - text: Turbo boost charging... - text: The Pharaoh's final tears burns within. - text: I rage. Because I cannot cry. - weight: '6' prepharaoh_1: randomOptions: - text: Fire cleanses sin. - text: Burn. Like I burn. - weight: '6' prisoncage: randomOptions: - text: Help! - text: Save us! - text: Help is here! - text: Thank god! - text: Over here! - text: They're killing us! - text: 'They brainwashed the Phoenix... All is lost...' prisonescapee: randomOptions: - text: Freedom! - text: Hooray! - text: Thank you! - text: Good skies! - text: Bravo! racebossDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Were you not entertained? raceboss_0: randomOptions: - text: Welcome to the Races! raceboss_1: randomOptions: - text: We race for the glory of the Leader. - weight: '100' raceboss_2: randomOptions: - text: A grand event! Let's race to the death. - text: 'The masses love sport. It fills their emptiness.' - text: Everyone is watching the races. - text: 'True control is when slaves freely choose to participate.' - text: 'Such a race! It is designed so there are no winners.' racetrack_0: randomOptions: - text: Start your engines! racetrack_1: randomOptions: - text: Let us race, little rebel. racetrack_2: randomOptions: - text: You caught me! racetrack_3: randomOptions: - text: 'I will be punished for my loss. It will make me stronger.' racetracksignal_0: randomOptions: - text: On your mark! racetracksignal_1: randomOptions: - text: Get set! racetracksignal_2: randomOptions: - text: GO!! raijinDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Impossible! You...insignificant vermin. raijin_0: randomOptions: - text: Lesser classes are no match for an armored noble! - text: The wheel turns for your destruction! - text: Come closer... - text: Round and round... raijin_1: randomOptions: - text: Why do you strive? - text: Feline nobility should be treated as gods. - text: The rule of nature say you must fail. - text: Scatter, birds! - text: Bow to your superiors. raijin_2: randomOptions: - text: What! - text: You've scratched my lovely armor! - text: Damage? You just make work for my servants. raijin_3: randomOptions: - text: None shall enter the high circle! - text: From the eye of the storm, I witness your demise! raijin_4: randomOptions: - text: I shall hunt down your families. - text: You think you can harm me? - text: You will regret being so uppity. scavenger: randomOptions: - text: Prison break! - text: Not on my watch - text: Back in your cells! - text: Back to your cages! - text: Stop right there! - weight: '10' scavengerclose: randomOptions: - text: Prison break! - text: Not on my watch - text: Back in your cells! - text: Back to your cages! - text: Stop right there! - weight: '30' scavengerleader_0: randomOptions: - text: '!' scavengerleader_1: randomOptions: - text: INTRUDER ALERT! shockeye: randomOptions: - text: '!' smokebossDEATH: randomOptions: - text: I curse you! By the power of our gods. smokeboss_0: randomOptions: - text: I am the high priestess! Bow to the power of Bast! - text: Drown the unbelievers! - text: Bast will feed on your blood as well! - text: Go on, followers... Feed your master! - text: The blood of the mice gives life! smokeboss_1: randomOptions: - text: “Bast is hungry!” - text: “Succulent mouse meat!” - text: “Delicious rodent flesh...” - text: “The blood of our followers shall appease the gods!” - text: “Sacrifice the rodents.” - text: “We have created the perfect religion.” - text: “Every sacrifice extends our life!” - text: “Delicious!” - text: “Keep the mice coming!” - text: “Join the rodents and sacrifice yourself!” sneezyDEATH: randomOptions: - text: '!!!' solarissunDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Generator core CRITICAL. spiderbossDEATH: randomOptions: - text: My children will return. spiderboss_deaththroe: randomOptions: - text: Argh! You fiend! I will take you with me! spiderbossstage1: randomOptions: - text: I will lay a thousand eggs! - text: I feel life boiling within me. spiderbossstage3: randomOptions: - text: You can't get rid of spider infestations that easily. - text: You will wake with spiders crawling out your orifices spiderbossswarmer: randomOptions: - text: Breed! - weight: '9' sprinklesDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Politics are cruel. - text: One day, I will earn your vote. - text: The people have spoken. summonermaster: randomOptions: - text: We take such good care of orphans here. - text: You wish to join my children? - text: With a nip and tuck, even YOUR brain would fit a standard chassis. - text: You won't feel the needle...Not one bit. - text: Take them alive. I need a sample. - text: Welcome! I hope the tour of our facility was pleasant! - text: Don't worry... I'll sew you back together. - text: What? I'm forced to halt my operations for this? - text: 'I shall enjoy splicing you. ' - text: Good! Exercise for my children summonermasterDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Avenge me, my children... sunfoxbig: randomOptions: - text: Targets acquired - text: Alert! - text: Scramble! Scramble! - text: Engaging enemies! - weight: '3' sunfoxleaderchill: randomOptions: - text: Who goes there?! - text: They're after our tech! Get 'em! - text: Calling reinforcements! - text: Enemies detected! - text: Identify yourselves! - weight: '3' tankDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Oh. Sweet Light. teslahqDEATH: randomOptions: - text: 'Even in death, we are always watching you.' thiefdungeonwallgate1: randomOptions: - text: LEVEL 001 CLEARANCE REQUIRED thiefdungeonwallgate2: randomOptions: - text: LEVEL 002 CLEARANCE REQUIRED thiefguard: randomOptions: - text: Penalty for breaking into this vault is death. - text: Thieves! - text: Defend the treasure! - text: Kill all thieves! - text: '!!!' thieflock_0: randomOptions: - text: Hmmm... thieflock_1: randomOptions: - text: 'The old masters forged me to protect their valued treasure. I open for the bearer Of the golden key.' thieflock_2: randomOptions: - text: Your sacrifice is accepted. thieflock_3: randomOptions: - text: There are more treasures in this dungeon. thieflock_4: randomOptions: - text: The gate opens! thieftrooper: randomOptions: - text: Thieves! - text: Intruders! - text: Hut hut hut! - text: Defend the treasure! - text: Alert! - weight: '16' thiefturretstrong_0: randomOptions: - text: Repairing... thiefturretstrong_1: randomOptions: - text: The treasure is being stolen! - text: Thieves detected! - text: Alert, alert! - text: Engaging! - text: Defense mode engaged! - text: Intruder alert! - text: Defending! thiefwatcher: randomOptions: - text: '!' trapmine_0: randomOptions: - text: Unauthorized - text: Intruder - text: Failed - text: Wrong - text: Nice try - text: Please try again - text: Not valid trapmine_1: randomOptions: - text: Unlocked - text: Success - text: Access granted treasureship: randomOptions: - text: Oh, God. You've awoken the Kraken! trooper: randomOptions: - text: Kill birds - text: For Bast - text: Blood - text: Catfood - weight: '4' turbineking: randomOptions: - text: Welcome! To the arena of CERTAIN DEATH! - text: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for our next victims! - text: Let's hear it for this round's victims, folks! - text: Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!! - text: Aww! Looks like this is where you lose! Sorry, contestants! - text: Congratulations! You won! - text: It appears this is where you die! Sorry! Better luck next time! - text: Aaand it looks like this is it for these contestants! Too bad! - text: "Wow! Look at them hustle, folks! \nIt's a shame they have to die, haha!" turbinekingDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Wow! Unbelievable! tutorialBossDEATH: randomOptions: - text: You have defeated me! - text: Your test is complete! tutrefugee: randomOptions: - text: Thank you! - text: We are saved! ufoDEATH: randomOptions: - text: 'I withdraw my offer of an alliance between our peoples.' wakeup: randomOptions: - text: '!!!' weight: '1' wavemaster: randomOptions: - text: You're my 100th victim today! - text: Let's see how you do against my laser traps! Haha! - text: Gotcha! - text: You're gonna wish you didn't make it this far! - text: Looks like you're out of luck! zombie28days: randomOptions: - text: Blagh! weight: '1' - text: Rargh! weight: '1' - text: Aargh! weight: '1' - weight: '30' zombieromero: randomOptions: - text: Braaains weight: '1' - text: Brains... weight: '1' - text: Braaains weight: '1' - weight: '10'