BOS1_meowza1: randomOptions: - text: Welcome Catizens! weight: '1' - text: The Emperor welcomes you! weight: '1' BOS1_meowzaA0: randomOptions: - text: How did you gain access to our Command Center? weight: '1' BOS1_meowzaB0: randomOptions: - text: Time to play with the little birds. weight: '1' - text: What adorable prey. weight: '1' BOS1_meowzaC0: randomOptions: - text: How many of you are left? weight: '1' - text: Strength comes from obedience! weight: '1' - text: Praise our infallable leader! weight: '1' - text: Whiskers are superior to mere feathers. weight: '1' BOS1_meowzaD0: randomOptions: - text: So few of you remain. So very sad. weight: '1' - text: 'Rebel pigeons. This is a farce.' weight: '1' BOS1_meowzaDEATH: randomOptions: - text: The Great Leader forgives. But does not forget. weight: '1' - text: The Great Leader will play with your bones another day. weight: '1' BOS1_meowzaE0: randomOptions: - text: The Great Leader's Light burns eternal. BOS1_meowzanuke: randomOptions: - text: Time to glass this realm. - text: Be cleansed by his holy light. - text: To hell with you. - text: Look into the light. - text: This realm is a bore. The Empire shall build a new one. - text: The Great Leader grows tired. Time to die. DQ_CS_22MID_wraith_T3_1: randomOptions: - text: These souls are mine... weight: '0.5' - text: You can't take all my precious souls... weight: '0.5' - text: You too will become ash... weight: '0.5' - text: They're all mine... weight: '0.5' - text: Shhhh... weight: '0.5' DQ_CS_22MID_wraith_T3_2: randomOptions: - text: My souls... weight: '0.5' - text: Soul thief... weight: '0.5' - text: I'll come back for you... weight: '0.5' DQ_CS_22MID_wraith_T3_loot_1: randomOptions: - text: You nuisance... weight: '0.5' - text: Urgh... weight: '0.5' - text: Ouch... weight: '0.5' - text: You're making me angry... weight: '0.5' DQ_KS_21MID_dogturret_T3_dogturretactive_1: randomOptions: - text: Turret fully functional. weight: '0.5' - text: 'Operational: Eradicating intruders.' weight: '0.5' - text: Big guns online. Who wants chicken wings? weight: '0.5' DQ_KS_21MID_dogturret_T3_dogturretactive_2: randomOptions: - text: Hey, we just fixed that! weight: '0.5' - text: Turret Down! weight: '0.5' - text: This is why we can't have nice things... weight: '0.5' DQ_KS_21MID_dogturret_T3_dogturretrepairdrone_1: randomOptions: - text: They are targeting our engineers! weight: '0.5' - text: Repair drone down! weight: '0.5' - text: Almost completed repair...Nooooo.... weight: '0.5' DQ_KS_21MID_dogturret_T3_master_1: randomOptions: - text: Birdbrains inbound. weight: '0.5' - text: Finish the turret repairs! weight: '0.5' DQ_KS_21MID_dogturret_T3_master_2: randomOptions: - text: Take out those repair drones or you'll be massacred by the turrets! DQ_KS_23MID_whaleshark_T3_whalesharkANGRY2_1: randomOptions: - text: '[Cry] Why do you hate mothers?' DQ_KS_23MID_whaleshark_T3_whalesharkANGRY2_2: randomOptions: - text: Now's your chance. Bring her down! DQ_KS_23MID_whaleshark_T3_whalesharkANGRY_1: randomOptions: - text: My babies will eat the world. I'm so proud! DQ_KS_23MID_whaleshark_T3_whalesharkANGRY_2: randomOptions: - text: Looks like you made it angry. SP_5XHMT_arena2entrance_mazerunner_1: randomOptions: - text: Step right up! We've got your spinners, smackers and scamberloos! weight: '0.5' - text: One, two! One, two! Beating birds till they turn blue! weight: '0.5' - text: One, two! Three, four! Mutating babies from parts on the floor! weight: '0.5' - text: Win a prize! Compete for your life! weight: '0.5' - text: You look like a smart...mark! Jump into the arena! weight: '0.5' SP_5XHMT_fireentrance_flamebatleader_1: randomOptions: - text: You want to get in?! weight: '0.5' - text: How! This entrance is top secret! weight: '0.5' - text: Ha! Usually we have your sort try to break OUT. weight: '0.5' SP_5XHMT_iceentrance_frostgiant_1: randomOptions: - text: Stay back. We can't let it escape. weight: '0.5' - text: This entire zone is becoming corrupted! weight: '0.5' - text: Please, you have to leave! weight: '0.5' - text: '*brrrr...* Worst guard duty ever.' weight: '0.5' SP_5XHMT_thiefentrance_thiefturretstrong_1: randomOptions: - text: Don't let them find the Vault entrance! weight: '0.5' - text: Criminals are who we define as criminals! weight: '0.5' - text: Hey! Surely hate is justified if money is involved! Right? weight: '0.5' - text: We stole these fillings fair and square! weight: '0.5' - text: Whoa! You think WE are the bad guys? weight: '0.5' - text: Inferior species don't deserve financial success! weight: '0.5' allyturret_special1: randomOptions: - text: Turret Upgraded weight: '1' allyturret_special1_debug: randomOptions: - text: I was in the war! weight: '1' allyturret_turretcapreached: randomOptions: - text: MAX DEPLOYED weight: '1' allyturret_upgrade1: randomOptions: - text: Turret Upgraded weight: '1' allyturret_upgrade2: randomOptions: - text: Turret Upgraded!! weight: '1' allyturret_upgrade3: randomOptions: - text: Turret UPGRADED!!! weight: '1' arena_wave_01: randomOptions: - text: Wave 1 arena_wave_02: randomOptions: - text: Wave 2 arena_wave_03: randomOptions: - text: Wave 3 arena_wave_04: randomOptions: - text: Wave 4 arena_wave_05: randomOptions: - text: Wave 5 arena_wave_06: randomOptions: - text: Wave 6 arena_wave_07: randomOptions: - text: Wave 7 arena_wave_08: randomOptions: - text: Wave 8 arena_wave_09: randomOptions: - text: Wave 9 arena_wave_10: randomOptions: - text: Wave 10 arena_wave_11: randomOptions: - text: Wave 11 arena_wave_12: randomOptions: - text: Wave 12 arena_wave_13: randomOptions: - text: Wave 13 arena_wave_14: randomOptions: - text: Wave 14 arena_wave_15: randomOptions: - text: Wave 15 arena_wave_16: randomOptions: - text: Wave 16 arena_wave_17: randomOptions: - text: Wave 17 arena_wave_18: randomOptions: - text: Wave 18 arena_wave_19: randomOptions: - text: Wave 19 arena_wave_20: randomOptions: - text: BOSS WAVE arena_wave_bonus: randomOptions: - text: BONUS WAVE! arena_wave_congrats: randomOptions: - text: Congratulation! You won! arena_wave_countdown_10: randomOptions: - text: 'Wave 1: Starting in 10 seconds' arena_wave_countdown_15: randomOptions: - text: 'Wave 1: Starting in 15 seconds' arena_wave_countdown_20: randomOptions: - text: 'Wave 1: Starting in 20 seconds' arena_wave_go: randomOptions: - text: GO! arena_wave_ready: randomOptions: - text: READY? asleep: randomOptions: - text: Zzz... weight: '1' avatar: randomOptions: - text: You will not stop what we've started here. - text: Ah, the first victims of our new super-weapon. - text: It appears you ignored the 'Keep Out' sign. - text: Did you imagine catching us before launch would save you? - text: This machine was engineered to boil cities. - text: The war has gone on too long. We will end it decisively. - text: The Rebellion will cease to be! A smoldering crater! - text: Destruction rains from above. avatarDEATH: randomOptions: - text: My greatest creation...ruined!!! - text: Abort! Abort Doomsday Test. Damage critical! - text: 'The prototype is damaged past repair. We will rebuild!' bansheeleader5_0: randomOptions: - text: The ritual has begun... - text: Join the mice and be eaten... - text: You shall become an offering to Bast... - text: There's no need for slavery if you control religion. - text: The mice imagine they are going to heaven. - text: Let us devour you... bansheeleader5_1: randomOptions: - text: “Delicious...” - text: “Your blood is now mine...” - text: “Fresh meat...” - text: “Tasty...” - text: “The rodent flesh rejuvenates...” bansheeleader5treasureroom_0: randomOptions: - text: The ritual of Bast has begun... - text: Join the mice and be eaten... - text: You shall become an offering to Bast... - text: Let us devour you... bansheeleader5treasureroom_1: randomOptions: - text: “Delicious...” - text: “Your blood is now mine...” - text: “Fresh meat...” - text: “Yummy...” - text: “Tasty...” - text: “The rodent flesh rejuvenates...” bansheesacrifice: randomOptions: - text: All hail Bast - text: Feed on us - text: All hail cats - text: I volunteer - text: Feed the masters - text: Bast will free us - text: Take my blood - text: Take my soul - text: We love cats - text: '*Squeak*' battlemech: randomOptions: - text: Come to steal our secrets, have you? - text: Halt. Go no further! - text: Only high-ranking officers beyond this point...like me! battlemechshieldbomb2_0: randomOptions: - text: '3' battlemechshieldbomb2_1: randomOptions: - text: '2' battlemechshieldbomb2_2: randomOptions: - text: '1' berserkerDEATH: randomOptions: - text: You've only secured your doom. bombboss: randomOptions: - text: Bombs away! - text: Deploying explosives... - text: The Empire prohibits such shenanigans! - text: Weapons are prohibited inside the bomb factory! - text: You have 3 seconds to comply - text: This is a secure facility! bombbossDEATH: randomOptions: - text: 'Facility security compromised. Alerting authorities.' bosstrain: randomOptions: - text: Time to play with the little birds. weight: '1' bosstrainDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Oh. Sweet Light. bunny_0: randomOptions: - text: I love you! - text: Hi! - text: You are cool! - text: Brother! - text: Sister! - text: Love, Love, Love! - text: The Leader loves you! - text: Love is breeding! - text: We thrive together! - weight: '20' bunny_1: randomOptions: - text: You anger us. - text: Reclassifying... - text: Removing 'Friend' classification. - weight: '10' chase: randomOptions: - text: Safe now! clockbossDEATH: randomOptions: - text: "My love! \nTogether at last!" clockboss_0: randomOptions: - text: We all await death. clockboss_1: randomOptions: - text: Mourn with me. - text: My time runs long. - text: Why wait. Eternity beckons. - text: 'Observe each second. Living is agony.' - text: "I loved. \nNow I dream of the end of time." - text: 'Graves. So many graves.' - text: 'Was this war worth all I have lost?' - text: 'We are ghosts. Lost in time.' - weight: '10' cloudleader: randomOptions: - text: Bed time. - text: Night night. - text: Go back to bed. - text: Go back to your rooms. - text: Sleepy time. cloudleaderbig: randomOptions: - text: Time for medicine. - text: You want to be punished? - text: Do you need a bed time shot? - text: Time for a fluids sample. - text: Lights out. coilsnake01: randomOptions: - text: You are poissson... - text: Hisss... - text: Nothing can penetrate my ssskin... - text: You'll make some nice corpsssesss... - text: Dinner time isss here... - text: Run cowardsss... convoybase: randomOptions: - text: Targetting... convoybase_1: randomOptions: - text: Shield Down convoybase_2: randomOptions: - text: Base Shutdown convoybase_3: randomOptions: - text: Base Shutdown2 convoybase_4: randomOptions: - text: Following convoybase_5: randomOptions: - text: Attacking convoydrone: randomOptions: - text: Go! convoyleader: randomOptions: - text: Onward! convoytri_1: randomOptions: - text: Tri Shutdown convoytri_2: randomOptions: - text: Tri Shutdown2 crafting_beginner: randomOptions: - text: You need to reach level 20 at least once with a plane to craft stuff. Drop by soon! weight: '1' crafting_unlock: randomOptions: - text: Congrats on reaching level 20! In celebration we've opened up the Crafting Workshop for you in the Rebel City weight: '1' crawlerDEATH: randomOptions: - text: 'No! The harvest must continue!' cupleader_correct: randomOptions: - text: Correct! cupleader_gameover: randomOptions: - text: You LOSE! cupleader_r1: randomOptions: - text: Round 1 cupleader_r2: randomOptions: - text: Round 2 cupleader_r3: randomOptions: - text: Round 3 cupleader_victory: randomOptions: - text: You win! doc_0: randomOptions: - text: BED TIME - text: LIGHTS OUT - text: BAD CHILDREN - text: SLEEP doc_1: randomOptions: - text: SLEEP - text: SLEEP FOREVER - text: HUSH LITTLE MONSTERS doc_2: randomOptions: - text: diagnosing... doc_3: randomOptions: - text: APPLYING TREATMENT - text: THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD - text: LET ME HELP YOU dragonsnake01_0: randomOptions: - text: Bow to the Snake God! - text: Feed me your poison. - text: The queen of serpents welcomes you. - text: To reach heaven, journey through death. - text: Purification does not hurt. - text: True joy is so close. So very close. dragonsnake01_1: randomOptions: - text: 'You are corrupt. Sin is within.' - text: It could have been painless. - text: I see you intend to suffer. Longer. - text: Pheasants! - text: I taste bones. Ground like fine powder. - text: This is not a setback. dragonsnake01_2: randomOptions: - text: The Holy Frenzy! Do you feel it! - text: Squeeze! Bite! Kill! - text: Joy! Squeezed fresh from Life! - text: The Poison is within you! - text: My body may fail. But the cult grows. - text: We will all die! Dance! Dance with me! dragonsnakeDEATH: randomOptions: - text: But I am a god... duelist: randomOptions: - text: En guard! weight: '1' - text: Have at you! weight: '1' - text: One! Two! One! Two! weight: '1' - text: It's time to D-D-DUEL! weight: '0.1' - text: Come fight me! weight: '1' - text: You want to dance? weight: '1' - text: My sword craves for oil and blood. weight: '1' - text: Approach me, coward! weight: '1' - text: I challenge you to a duel! weight: '1' - text: Oh, are you approaching me? weight: '1' - text: Come closer... weight: '1' - weight: '5' escort_01_escortmissionDEATH_1: randomOptions: - text: Oh, god. weight: '0.5' - text: Abandoning ship. Gonna blow! weight: '0.5' - text: Margaret...I love...[Static] weight: '0.5' escort_01_escortmissionOUCH_1: randomOptions: - text: Taking heavy fire! weight: '0.5' - text: Our armor is almost gone. weight: '0.5' - text: That was a big one. We are so going to die. weight: '0.5' - text: '[Static]...still alive. Barely.' weight: '0.5' - text: Hit! If I go down, tell my wife...[Static] weight: '0.5' - text: Dammit. I think we lost Jones. weight: '0.5' - text: Jenns' bleeding bad... weight: '0.5' - text: That one tore us a hole. weight: '0.5' - weight: '10' escort_01_escortmission_1: randomOptions: - text: Thank god they sent someone. weight: '0.5' - text: Hello! You must be our escort! weight: '0.5' escort_01_escortmission_2: randomOptions: - text: AA shot down my defense drones. weight: '0.5' - text: Not safe flying out here alone. weight: '0.5' escort_01_escortmission_3: randomOptions: - text: Ground to air missiles incoming. escort_01_escortmission_4: randomOptions: - text: If enough of them hit, we're dead. escort_01_startbutton_1: randomOptions: - text: Activate this beacon to begin the mission! escort_02_escortmissionDEATH_1: randomOptions: - text: Oh, god. weight: '0.5' - text: Abandoning ship. Gonna blow! weight: '0.5' - text: Margaret...I love...[Static] weight: '0.5' escort_02_escortmissionOUCH_1: randomOptions: - text: Taking heavy fire! weight: '0.5' - text: Our armor is almost gone. weight: '0.5' - text: That was a big one. We are so going to die. weight: '0.5' - text: '[Static]...still alive. Barely.' weight: '0.5' - text: Hit! If I go down, tell my wife...[Static] weight: '0.5' - text: Dammit. I think we lost Jones. weight: '0.5' - text: Jenns' bleeding bad... weight: '0.5' - text: That one tore us a hole. weight: '0.5' - weight: '10' escort_02_escortmission_1: randomOptions: - text: Thank god they sent someone. weight: '0.5' - text: Hello! You must be our escort! weight: '0.5' escort_02_escortmission_2: randomOptions: - text: AA shot down my defense drones. weight: '0.5' - text: Not safe flying out here alone. weight: '0.5' escort_02_escortmission_3: randomOptions: - text: Ground to air missiles incoming. escort_02_escortmission_4: randomOptions: - text: If enough of them hit, we're dead. escort_02_startbutton_1: randomOptions: - text: Activate this beacon to begin the mission! escort_03_escortmissionDEATH_1: randomOptions: - text: Oh, god. weight: '0.5' - text: Abandoning ship. Gonna blow! weight: '0.5' - text: Margaret...I love...[Static] weight: '0.5' escort_03_escortmissionOUCH_1: randomOptions: - text: Taking heavy fire! weight: '0.5' - text: Our armor is almost gone. weight: '0.5' - text: That was a big one. We are so going to die. weight: '0.5' - text: '[Static]...still alive. Barely.' weight: '0.5' - text: Hit! If I go down, tell my wife...[Static] weight: '0.5' - text: Dammit. I think we lost Jones. weight: '0.5' - text: Jenns' bleeding bad... weight: '0.5' - text: That one tore us a hole. weight: '0.5' - weight: '10' escort_03_escortmission_1: randomOptions: - text: Thank god they sent someone. weight: '0.5' - text: Hello! You must be our escort! weight: '0.5' escort_03_escortmission_2: randomOptions: - text: AA shot down my defense drones. weight: '0.5' - text: Not safe flying out here alone. weight: '0.5' escort_03_escortmission_3: randomOptions: - text: Ground to air missiles incoming. escort_03_escortmission_4: randomOptions: - text: If enough of them hit, we're dead. escort_03_startbutton_1: randomOptions: - text: Activate this beacon to begin the mission! escortevilorbDEATH: randomOptions: - text: SKREEEEEEE!! escorthealdrone_0: randomOptions: - text: Ready to repair - heading towards target. escorthealdrone_1: randomOptions: - text: Commencing repairs. escortmissionDEATH: randomOptions: - text: A partial dig is better than nothing! - text: DRILL DISABLED - text: We'll do better next time. - text: There were too many... escortmission_0: randomOptions: - text: Drill repairing! - text: Still operational - text: Repairs effective! - text: Revived! - text: Drilling can continue escortmission_1: randomOptions: - text: Get the defense turrets! - text: Massive damage! - text: We're taking heavy fire! - weight: '3' escortmission_2: randomOptions: - text: Taking damage! - text: We can't take this much longer. - text: DRILL DAMAGED - weight: '10' escortmission_3: randomOptions: - text: Thanks for the heal! - text: Repairing! Bravo! - text: Great work! - text: Keep those heal drones coming! - weight: '3' escortmission_4: randomOptions: - text: We've broken through the final barrier! evo: randomOptions: - text: I feel funny. - text: Mommy, I feel ugly. - text: One day I’ll be bigger. - text: Is this real life? - text: I can't feel my legs... fatblimp: randomOptions: - text: Oh, uh...hi! - text: Um, uh, hello. - text: Oh! Excuse me. - text: Huh? Oh! - text: Wha..uh-oh! flamebat: randomOptions: - text: Can't beat 'em? Join 'em! - text: The implants were very convincing. - text: Convert! - text: They say they'll take the shackles off... - weight: '30' flamebatleader_0: randomOptions: - text: Cats feed us well. weight: '1' - text: The cats let us do what we want, like kill! weight: '1' - text: Fresh meat. weight: '1' - text: We work for the cats now. weight: '1' flamebatleader_1: randomOptions: - text: Bombs away! Heheh. - text: Whoops. Heheheh. - text: Heheh. Pretty explosions! - text: Heheh. Lights everywhere! - text: Heheh, Cooked birds. - weight: '10' gargantuaDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Curse you, Steambiiiiirds! gargantua_0: randomOptions: - text: I'll swat you down like flies!! - text: Flee or being crushed. - text: You interupt our production of war drones! - text: Our work schedule must be met! - text: 'My drone factories are the engines of our Imperial might' gargantua_1: randomOptions: - text: Take this from the fatherland! - text: My right fist is named mother! - text: Begone, trespassers! - text: I will earn my bonus, this quarter! - weight: '6' gargantua_2: randomOptions: - text: A good manager never leaves her post! gargantua_3: randomOptions: - text: 'This shell was meant for construction, not combat.' - text: Venting excess heat to weapon systems - text: Time for overtime. - weight: '3' healbase: randomOptions: - text: Base Sent healdrone: randomOptions: - text: Go! healleader: randomOptions: - text: Heal Drones! husky_0: randomOptions: - text: '!' husky_1: randomOptions: - text: Aroo! weight: '1' - text: Roo! weight: '1' - text: Rooroo! weight: '1' - text: '*cough*Roo!' weight: '0.25' husky_2: randomOptions: - text: Yeah! - text: Haha, yeah! - text: Aroo! - text: Rooroo! husky_3: randomOptions: - text: Noo! - text: Howlll... - text: '*Whine*' - text: Boss! - text: Phew...I mean, noo! huskyfreezing: randomOptions: - text: S-s-so....c-c-cold... huskyfreezingminion: randomOptions: - text: The horror... - text: I can't feel my legs... - text: T-t-too...powerf-f-ful... huskyleader_0: randomOptions: - text: Hey! We were lootin' here first! - text: The machine will be ours! Stay out of our way! - text: The Steambirds want our treasure! Get 'em! - text: This is our claim! Back off! huskyleader_1: randomOptions: - text: Sniff weight: '1' - text: Sniff sniff weight: '1' - text: Achoo! weight: '0.125' huskyleader_2: randomOptions: - text: '!' huskyleader_3: randomOptions: - text: Arooo! hypnotistDEATH: randomOptions: - text: 'I am structural. The system of inequality will resurrect me.' hypnotist_0: randomOptions: - text: My masters desire a favor. - text: Perhaps I could pay you to behave? hypnotist_1: randomOptions: - text: Look into my eyes. Focus on the Truth. - text: Concentrate! - text: Media sways the weak. - text: Focus on the best possible outcome. Win, win! - text: The world is a shell game, little birds. hypnotist_2: randomOptions: - text: Time for my presentation. Please, back away! hypnotist_3: randomOptions: - text: Listen to reason. You want to agree. - text: Self interest is not a crime! - text: 'Imagine how easy this would all be. If you accepted my gifts.' icebossDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Thaw! The millions we preserved are lost... iceboss_0: randomOptions: - text: Ice preserves. Take solace in this. - text: Birds? Still awake? That will not do. - text: Who disturbs the hibernation... - text: You wish to join the owls? iceboss_1: randomOptions: - text: FREEZE... - text: TURN TO ICE... - text: HIBERNATE... iceboss_2: randomOptions: - text: Yet we failed. - text: Eternal ice. I must keep the samples safe. - text: Join the owls. I have preserved them. - text: In the end times, I was made as a savior. - text: When civilization fails, we save what can be frozen. - text: Preservation process initiated. - text: Frost consumes all... icebosssnakeegg: randomOptions: - text: Shssss... icesnakeegg: randomOptions: - text: Ca-chhissss... ikaruga_2: randomOptions: - text: Electric Slide ikaruga_2b: randomOptions: - text: Change of pace ikaruga_3: randomOptions: - text: Smooth Operator ikaruga_prefinal: randomOptions: - text: prefinal jester: randomOptions: - text: Let's dance! jesterDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Aw, nuts. kaijuDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Shield test complete. Analyzing Data... kaijubigbubble: randomOptions: - text: Damage detected. keylock_0: randomOptions: - text: You do not have the clearance to proceed. - text: Unauthorized access attempt detected. - text: Invalid credentials. Execute purification ritual. - text: Intruders detected. Engaging security grid. - text: Wrong password. Initiating defense protocol. - text: Birds are not allowed. Leave at once. - text: '''''Kill all birds'''' - Emperor Meowza''s orders.' keylock_1: randomOptions: - text: 'CLEARANCE: GRANTED' krakenDEATH: randomOptions: - text: 'We return to the Waters.' - text: 'The Deep Ones will hear of this...' marksman: randomOptions: - text: Target acquired weight: '1' - text: Homing bullets ready weight: '1' - text: Reloading... weight: '1' - text: One shot, two kills weight: '1' - text: Going silent... weight: '1' - text: Exhale and squeeze... weight: '1' - text: Hold still... weight: '1' - weight: '5' meowzablocker: randomOptions: - text: Please vacate the entry area. Lesser animals are not allowed. weight: '1' meowzablocker2: randomOptions: - text: COMMENCING INCINERATION!!! May Meowza feast on your souls... weight: '1' meowzablocker_countdown_01: randomOptions: - text: Incineration in 1 second. Please vacate the entry area. weight: '1' meowzablocker_countdown_02: randomOptions: - text: Incineration in 2 seconds. Please vacate the entry area. weight: '1' meowzablocker_countdown_03: randomOptions: - text: Incineration in 3 seconds. Please vacate the entry area. weight: '1' meowzablocker_countdown_04: randomOptions: - text: Incineration in 4 seconds. Please vacate the entry area. weight: '1' meowzablocker_countdown_05: randomOptions: - text: Incineration in 5 seconds. Please vacate the entry area. weight: '1' meowzablocker_countdown_06: randomOptions: - text: Incineration in 6 seconds. Please vacate the entry area. weight: '1' meowzablocker_countdown_07: randomOptions: - text: Incineration in 7 seconds. Please vacate the entry area. weight: '1' meowzablocker_countdown_08: randomOptions: - text: Incineration in 8 seconds. Please vacate the entry area. weight: '1' meowzablocker_countdown_09: randomOptions: - text: Incineration in 9 seconds. Please vacate the entry area. weight: '1' meowzablocker_countdown_10: randomOptions: - text: Incineration in 10 seconds. Please vacate the entry area. weight: '1' meowzablocker_countdown_15: randomOptions: - text: Incineration in 15 seconds. Please vacate the entry area. weight: '1' meowzablocker_countdown_20: randomOptions: - text: Incineration in 20 seconds. Please vacate the entry area. weight: '1' meowzablocker_countdown_25: randomOptions: - text: Incineration in 25 seconds. Please vacate the entry area. weight: '1' meowzablocker_countdown_30: randomOptions: - text: Incineration in 30 seconds. Please vacate the entry area. weight: '1' meowzablocker_countdown_45: randomOptions: - text: Incineration in 45 seconds. Please vacate the entry area. weight: '1' meowzablocker_countdown_60: randomOptions: - text: Incineration in 60 seconds. Please vacate the entry area. weight: '1' newtutorial2ally1: randomOptions: - text: The Old Faithful uses single-stick controls, so it may take some time to adjust. newtutorial2ally1_2: randomOptions: - text: Single-stick are less manueverable, but typically have heavier armor. newtutorial2ally2: randomOptions: - text: Atta bird. newtutorial2ally2_0: randomOptions: - text: You're getting the hang of it. newtutorial2ally2_0_1: randomOptions: - text: Your guns fire in the direction your plane is pointing. Take out those targets! newtutorial2ally2_2: randomOptions: - text: Nothing to it. newtutorial2ally2_3: randomOptions: - text: Bingo. newtutorial2ally3: randomOptions: - text: This plane's Acid Cloud can take out multiple enemies at once! Give it a shot. newtutorial2ally3_2: randomOptions: - text: Good job! newtutorial2ally4_0: randomOptions: - text: Aright, your final test! Good luck. newtutorial2ally5: randomOptions: - text: Nice work! Another drill completed. newtutorial2ally6: randomOptions: - text: Now get back out there and show them your new skills! newtutorial2enemy1: randomOptions: - text: Death to birdkind! newtutorial2wall: randomOptions: - text: Shoot this to proceed! newtutorialally1: randomOptions: - text: We are in this together, recruit! newtutorialally1_2: randomOptions: - text: Try dodging these bullets! newtutorialally2: randomOptions: - text: Imagine these drones are a feline patrol. newtutorialally2_0: randomOptions: - text: Not bad! newtutorialally2_0_1: randomOptions: - text: Now let's take on some training drones. newtutorialally2_2: randomOptions: - text: Concentrate on your enemy. newtutorialally2_3: randomOptions: - text: These cats destroyed your home! newtutorialally3: randomOptions: - text: Use your gas attack to take out a bunch of enemies at once. newtutorialally3_2: randomOptions: - text: Well done! newtutorialally4: randomOptions: - text: Next up is the boss drone. You'll need to dodge and aim at the same time. newtutorialally4_0: randomOptions: - text: Prepare yourself! newtutorialally5: randomOptions: - text: Excellent work, recruit! I wish we had more time for training, but we need you on the front. newtutorialally6: randomOptions: - text: Fly aboard this carrier when it's ready. They'll teleport you to the City Ruins. newtutorialallyx_1: randomOptions: - text: Shoot that storage crate! newtutorialallyx_2: randomOptions: - text: Better equipment gets auto-equipped. newtutorialenemy1: randomOptions: - text: The birds shall fall! newtutorialwalker2ally3: randomOptions: - text: Your Flip 180º manuever let's you quickly about-face from a dangerous situation. newtutorialwalkerally3: randomOptions: - text: Use your damage boost to deal extra damage. newtutorialwall: randomOptions: - text: Shoot this to proceed! notraDEATH: randomOptions: - text: 'Doctoral Research Program 4345: Aborting.' - text: 'Doctoral Research Program 0852: Aborting.' - text: 'Doctoral Research Program 796A: Aborting.' notra_0: randomOptions: - text: The good doctor simply wants to inspect you. - text: Biologics are fine materials when wedded with steel. - text: 'It helps when we get them young. But you''ll do.' - text: Veterans and children make the best subjects, yes? - text: What is morality when progress is all that matters? - text: I'm very proud of what we do here. - text: The underclasses best serve as raw materials. - text: We'll make something of you yet! notra_1: randomOptions: - text: I see it is time for your autopsy. - text: 'I never wanted to be a mortician. Just part of the job.' octopus: randomOptions: - text: The depth welcomes all... - text: THRULA! - text: "Gwkie-Waix-thrula\n Gwkie-Waix-THRULA!" - text: Free us... - text: Join us... octopusDEATH: randomOptions: - text: I shall see you in the next realm... pacifist_1: randomOptions: - text: Security Gates Opening... pacifist_2: randomOptions: - text: Gates Open pacifist_3: randomOptions: - text: 'Access: DENIED' pacifist_4: randomOptions: - text: 'Security Protocol: DISABLED' pacifistleader: randomOptions: - text: Intruder Detected! patient_0: randomOptions: - text: Nurse? Please, no... - text: Is that you, nurse? - text: I'm in pain... - text: Nurse! NURSE! pharaohDEATH: randomOptions: - text: History will not remember me. pharaoh_0: randomOptions: - text: Initiate repairs. - text: Shutting down. pharaoh_1: randomOptions: - text: The old gods flow within me. - text: 'The Great Leader stole ancient secrets. To bind me to this task.' - weight: '1' pharaoh_2: randomOptions: - text: I am a slave. I still seek an honorable end. - text: They drove chains through my skull. I must fight on. - weight: '6' phoenix1: randomOptions: - text: 'The era of birdkind...is over... Cats are...the new masters...' - text: "All hail cats... \nAll hail cats..." - text: "Death to birds... \nDeath to birds..." - text: I submit. To my cat masters. phoenix2: randomOptions: - text: What they did to me...I cannot die. - text: Please. Celebrate our new masters! - text: Through pain, I have been enlightened... phoenix3: randomOptions: - text: I have seen the light! Death to the Steambirds! - text: I am reborn! All hail Meowza! - text: Born-again! Glory to the cats! - text: The role of birds is to serve. phoenix4: randomOptions: - text: 'I burned. Again and again. Who was I?' - text: My body is no longer mine - text: Annihilation. My implant fights on. - text: I...can't...control it... phoenix5: randomOptions: - text: 'Behold! My beauty exists to please my masters.' - text: I burn! Why? Why do I burn? - text: My pain brings glory to the cats - text: 'The wires in my brain. They burn with love. Love for the Empire.' phoenixDEATH: randomOptions: - text: So sorry. I was not myself... - text: Thank you... - text: I'm free...I'm free... - text: Sweet merciful death... pilotSchool_beginner: randomOptions: - text: Pilot School unlocks after you've crashed your first plane. Failure is our greatest teacher! weight: '1' pilotSchool_unspent: randomOptions: - text: Looks like you have an unspent Skill Point! Head over to the Pilot School to use it weight: '1' - text: Check out the Pilot School to spend your Skill Points weight: '1' - text: Remember to spend your Skill Points at the Pilot School! weight: '1' prepharaoh_0: randomOptions: - text: Turbo boost charging... - text: The master's final tears burns within. - text: I rage. Because I cannot cry. - weight: '6' prepharaoh_1: randomOptions: - text: Fire cleanses sin. - text: Burn. Like I burn. - weight: '6' prisoncage: randomOptions: - text: Help! - text: Save us! - text: Help is here! - text: Thank god! - text: Over here! - text: They're killing us! - text: 'They brainwashed the Phoenix... All is lost...' prisonescapee: randomOptions: - text: Freedom! - text: Hooray! - text: Thank you! - text: Good skies! - text: Bravo! racebossDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Were you not entertained? raceboss_0: randomOptions: - text: Welcome to the Races! raceboss_1: randomOptions: - text: We race for the glory of the Leader. - weight: '100' raceboss_2: randomOptions: - text: A grand event! Let's race to the death. - text: 'The masses love sport. It fills their emptiness.' - text: Everyone is watching the races. - text: 'True control is when slaves freely choose to participate.' - text: 'Such a race! It is designed so there are no winners.' racetrack_0: randomOptions: - text: Start your engines! racetrack_1: randomOptions: - text: Let us race, little rebel. racetrack_2: randomOptions: - text: You caught me! racetrack_3: randomOptions: - text: 'I will be punished for my loss. It will make me stronger.' racetracksignal_0: randomOptions: - text: On your mark! racetracksignal_1: randomOptions: - text: Get set! racetracksignal_2: randomOptions: - text: GO!! raijinDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Impossible! You...insignificant vermin. raijin_0: randomOptions: - text: Lesser classes are no match for an armored noble! - text: The wheel turns for your destruction! - text: Come closer... - text: Round and round... raijin_1: randomOptions: - text: Why do you strive? - text: Feline nobility should be treated as gods. - text: The rule of nature say you must fail. - text: Scatter, birds! - text: Bow to your superiors. raijin_2: randomOptions: - text: You've scratched my lovely armor! - text: Damage? You just make work for my servants. - weight: '1' raijin_3: randomOptions: - text: None shall enter the high circle! - text: From the eye of the storm, I witness your demise! raijin_4: randomOptions: - text: I shall hunt down your families. - text: You think you can harm me? - text: You will regret being so uppity. scavenger: randomOptions: - text: Prison break! - text: Not on my watch - text: Back in your cells! - text: Back to your cages! - text: Stop right there! - weight: '10' scavengerclose: randomOptions: - text: Prison break! - text: Not on my watch - text: Back in your cells! - text: Back to your cages! - text: Stop right there! - weight: '30' scavengerleader_0: randomOptions: - text: '!' scavengerleader_1: randomOptions: - text: INTRUDER ALERT! shockeye: randomOptions: - text: '!' smokebossDEATH: randomOptions: - text: I curse you! By the power of our gods. smokeboss_0: randomOptions: - text: I am the high priestess! Bow to the power of Bast! - text: Drown the unbelievers! - text: Bast will feed on your blood as well! - text: Go on, followers... Feed your master! - text: The blood of the mice gives life! - text: “We have created the perfect religion.” - text: “The blood of our followers shall appease the gods!” smokeboss_1: randomOptions: - text: “Bast is hungry!” weight: '1' - text: “Succulent mouse meat!” weight: '1' - text: “Delicious rodent flesh...” weight: '1' - text: “Sacrifice the rodents.” weight: '1' - text: “Every sacrifice extends our life!” weight: '1' - text: “Delicious!” weight: '1' - text: “Keep the mice coming!” weight: '1' - text: “Join the rodents and sacrifice yourself!” weight: '1' - weight: '8' smokeboss_feed: randomOptions: - text: Feed, my children! weight: '1' sneezyDEATH: randomOptions: - text: '!!!' solarissunDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Generator core CRITICAL. spiderbossDEATH: randomOptions: - text: My children will return. spiderboss_deaththroe: randomOptions: - text: Argh! You fiend! I will take you with me! spiderbossstage1: randomOptions: - text: I will lay a thousand eggs! - text: I feel life boiling within me. spiderbossstage3: randomOptions: - text: You can't get rid of spider infestations that easily. - text: You will wake with spiders crawling out your orifices spiderbossswarmer: randomOptions: - text: Breed! - weight: '9' sprinklesDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Politics are cruel. - text: One day, I will earn your vote. - text: The people have spoken. summonermaster: randomOptions: - text: We take such good care of orphans here. - text: You wish to join my children? - text: With a nip and tuck, even YOUR brain would fit a standard chassis. - text: You won't feel the needle...Not one bit. - text: Take them alive. I need a sample. - text: Welcome! I hope the tour of our facility was pleasant! - text: Don't worry... I'll sew you back together. - text: What? I'm forced to halt my operations for this? - text: 'I shall enjoy splicing you. ' - text: Good! Exercise for my children summonermasterDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Avenge me, my children... sunfoxbig: randomOptions: - text: Targets acquired - text: Alert! - text: Scramble! Scramble! - text: Engaging enemies! - weight: '3' sunfoxleaderchill: randomOptions: - text: Who goes there?! - text: They're after our tech! Get 'em! - text: Calling reinforcements! - text: Enemies detected! - text: Identify yourselves! - weight: '3' tankDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Oh. Sweet Light. teslahqDEATH: randomOptions: - text: 'Even in death, we are always watching you.' thiefchest_0: randomOptions: - text: Hmmm... thiefchest_1: randomOptions: - text: 'The old masters forged me to protect their valued treasure. I open for the bearer Of the golden key.' thiefchest_2: randomOptions: - text: Your sacrifice is accepted. thiefchest_3: randomOptions: - text: There are more treasures in this dungeon. thiefchest_4: randomOptions: - text: The gate opens! thiefchest_pray: randomOptions: - text: thiefdungeonwallgate1: randomOptions: - text: LEVEL 001 CLEARANCE REQUIRED thiefdungeonwallgate2: randomOptions: - text: LEVEL 002 CLEARANCE REQUIRED thiefdungeonwallgate3: randomOptions: - text: LEVEL 003 CLEARANCE REQUIRED thiefdungeonwallgate_open: randomOptions: - text: ACCESS GRANTED thiefguard: randomOptions: - text: Penalty for breaking into this vault is death. - text: Thieves! - text: Defend the treasure! - text: Kill all thieves! - text: '!!!' thiefidol1: randomOptions: - text: I'm free! weight: '1' thiefidol2: randomOptions: - text: Thanks for freeing me! weight: '1' thiefidol3: randomOptions: - text: Freedom! weight: '1' thiefidol_key: randomOptions: - text: You have my blessing. weight: '1' thieftrooper: randomOptions: - text: Thieves! - text: Intruders! - text: Hut hut hut! - text: Defend the treasure! - text: Alert! - weight: '16' thiefturretstrong_0: randomOptions: - text: Disabled... thiefturretstrong_1: randomOptions: - text: The treasure is being stolen! - text: Thieves detected! - text: Alert, alert! - text: Engaging! - text: Defense mode engaged! - text: Intruder alert! - text: Defending! thiefwatcher: randomOptions: - text: '!' trapmine_0: randomOptions: - text: Unauthorized - text: Intruder - text: Failed - text: Wrong - text: Nice try - text: Please try again - text: Not valid trapmine_1: randomOptions: - text: Unlocked - text: Success - text: Access granted treasureBIG_BIG: randomOptions: - text: YOU WIN! weight: '1' treasureBIG_clearroom: randomOptions: - text: Clear the area! weight: '1' treasureBIG_countdown_1: randomOptions: - text: '1' weight: '1' treasureBIG_countdown_2: randomOptions: - text: '2' weight: '1' treasureBIG_countdown_3: randomOptions: - text: '3' weight: '1' treasureBIG_countdown_4: randomOptions: - text: '4' weight: '1' treasureBIG_countdown_5: randomOptions: - text: '5' weight: '1' treasureBIG_fail: randomOptions: - text: Pftt. Come back with a stronger team next time! weight: '1' - text: Not good enough... Better luck next time. weight: '1' - text: So close. But you get nothing. Too bad... weight: '1' treasureBIG_intro: randomOptions: - text: I'll give you 5 seconds to hit me with your best shot! weight: '1' treasureBIG_small: randomOptions: - text: Too bad! Here's a small prize. weight: '1' - text: Not good enough! You get the small prize. weight: '1' - text: You tried, anyways. Have a small prize. weight: '1' treasureBIG_start: randomOptions: - text: Ready...GO! weight: '1' treasureship: randomOptions: - text: Oh, God. You've awoken the Kraken! trooper: randomOptions: - text: Kill birds - text: For Bast - text: Blood - text: Catfood - weight: '4' turbineking: randomOptions: - text: Welcome! To the arena of CERTAIN DEATH! - text: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for our next victims! - text: Let's hear it for this round's victims, folks! - text: Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!! - text: Aww! Looks like this is where you lose! Sorry, contestants! - text: Congratulations! You won! - text: It appears this is where you die! Sorry! Better luck next time! - text: Aaand it looks like this is it for these contestants! Too bad! - text: "Wow! Look at them hustle, folks! \nIt's a shame they have to die, haha!" turbinekingDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Wow! Unbelievable! tut_01_2_tavernbeacon_1: randomOptions: - text: Welcome to The Pilot's Pub! tut_01_missionbeacon_1: randomOptions: - text: All aboard! tut_01_missionbeacon_2: randomOptions: - text: Enter this dropship to proceed with your mission! tut_02_missionbeacon_1: randomOptions: - text: All aboard! tut_02_missionbeacon_2: randomOptions: - text: Enter this dropship to proceed with your mission! tut_03_fathunter_1: randomOptions: - text: Alert! Rebels have found our secret base! weight: '0.1' - text: Enemiessss! Somehow they found us! weight: '0.1' - weight: '1' tut_03_portalbarker_1: randomOptions: - text: They've almost finished constructing this base! There's no time to waste, pilot. Find and destroy their leader immediately. tut_03_rebelcitybeacon_1: randomOptions: - text: Enter this dropship to return to Rebel City! tut_03_tavernbeacon_1: randomOptions: - text: Enter here when you've completed your mission! tut_04_berserkerDEATH: randomOptions: - text: Our things! Our beautiful things! weight: '1' tut_04_missionbeacon_1: randomOptions: - text: Enter this dropship to proceed with your mission! tut_05_centipede01_1: randomOptions: - text: Stay back. We can't let it escape. weight: '0.1' - text: This entire zone is becoming corrupted! weight: '0.1' - text: Please, you have to leave! weight: '0.1' - text: '*brrrr...* Worst guard duty ever.' weight: '0.1' - weight: '2' tut_05_centipede01_1_first: randomOptions: - text: Hey, you're not supposed to be here! weight: '1' tut_05_navileaderDEATH: randomOptions: - text: I was going to change the world. weight: '1' tut_05_rebelcitybeacon_1: randomOptions: - text: Enter this dropship to return to Rebel City! tut_05_tavernbeacon_1: randomOptions: - text: Enter here when you've completed your mission! tutorialBossDEATH: randomOptions: - text: You have defeated me! - text: Your test is complete! tutrefugee: randomOptions: - text: Thank you! - text: We are saved! ufoDEATH: randomOptions: - text: 'I withdraw my offer of an alliance between our peoples.' wakeup: randomOptions: - text: '!!!' weight: '1' wavemaster: randomOptions: - text: You're my 100th victim today! - text: Let's see how you do against my laser traps! Haha! - text: Gotcha! - text: You're gonna wish you didn't make it this far! - text: Looks like you're out of luck! zombie28days: randomOptions: - text: Blagh! weight: '1' - text: Rargh! weight: '1' - text: Aargh! weight: '1' - weight: '30' zombieromero: randomOptions: - text: Braaains weight: '1' - text: Brains... weight: '1' - text: Braaains weight: '1' - weight: '10'